Dinosaur eats man. Woman rules the Earth.

May 22

quote Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time.

—  - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
May 22

jonbutter:

“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”

May 21
wnyc:

“When I was doing Virginia Woolf, and when George and Martha had their scene together and George said, ‘Our son is dead.’ You know, that big scene? ‘Our son,’ he yells in my face, ‘is dead.’ And I went ‘No!’ At the height of my force, I said no to him. And I had an orgasm for the first time in my life.”
—Elaine Stritch speaking with Alec Baldwin on Here’s The Thing 

wnyc:

“When I was doing Virginia Woolf, and when George and Martha had their scene together and George said, ‘Our son is dead.’ You know, that big scene? ‘Our son,’ he yells in my face, ‘is dead.’ And I went ‘No!’ At the height of my force, I said no to him. And I had an orgasm for the first time in my life.”

—Elaine Stritch speaking with Alec Baldwin on Here’s The Thing 

May 19
May 19

antst00fs:

I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr

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May 19

Going to a bar

whatshouldwecallme:

With my coworkers:

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With my friends:

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For Alina.

May 17
May 13

trungles:

xavier07:

Saturn Devouring His Son by Francisco Goya and a refined version by Peter Paul Reubens

You forgot about me.

May 13

quote DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional?

People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’

(via thedarklordascending)

LOOK AT THE POINT AND HOW HE MISSED IT (via dxb13)
May 11