February 2012
75 posts
Memoirs of a Young Girl Trapped in Suburban Hell:... →
thankyouthankyouthankyou:
missworded:
Nice Man - makes dinner because he’s an adult and the adults in the household do chores because food is necessary for not dying.
“Nice Guy” - makes dinner because he wants you to fuck him.
Nice Man - puts you in bed after you’ve had too much to drink because people who care about one another behave in compassionate ways. Plus maybe the next day he can...
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The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
thisbattleisnotover:
aunifiedscene:
notyouraveragedinosaur:
fat-witch:
edman:
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nerdsarepeopletoo:
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4evergaara:
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yusuflaughingalonewithbombs:
rektar:
ah yes
Accurate
I can see this happening… my beard shall be epic.
Apparently I get long enough to rant.
Perfect.
Oh...
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
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What do we say to the God of Death?
thebloodofthedragon:
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france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
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france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
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france: hundred.
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Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what?
Me: what?
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stfuconservatives:
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unamusedblackgirl:
queeniman:
BYU Students on African Americans
This is sad.
For everyone’s lack of amusement.
So BYU is a bunch of ignorant racists, including the fucking white dude that decided to dress up in blackface like it is nineteen fucking twenty and ask people about BHM.
Why the hell did anyone think this would be MORE effective than just...
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