February 2012
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Memoirs of a Young Girl Trapped in Suburban Hell:... →
thankyouthankyouthankyou:
missworded:
Nice Man - makes dinner because he’s an adult and the adults in the household do chores because food is necessary for not dying.
“Nice Guy” - makes dinner because he wants you to fuck him.
Nice Man - puts you in bed after you’ve had too much to drink because people who care about one another behave in compassionate ways. Plus maybe the next day he can...
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The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
thisbattleisnotover:
aunifiedscene:
notyouraveragedinosaur:
fat-witch:
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yusuflaughingalonewithbombs:
rektar:
ah yes
Accurate
I can see this happening… my beard shall be epic.
Apparently I get long enough to rant.
Perfect.
Oh...
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
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What do we say to the God of Death?
thebloodofthedragon:
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france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
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france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
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